Shame On You

You should be ashamed:

1) If you are pretty or handsome because ugly or fat people don’t give two hoots about looks (that’s superficial, sweet!) and stuff themselves with 8 Carls Jr’s a day plus 7 Cokes and 4 Milkshakes, with extra whipped cream of course.
2) If you are not gay/lesbian because they exude individualism and challenge the old conventions of love and family. Come on, hang those rainbow knickers!
3) If you plan to find a proper job, a neat private property and buy your LVs after working 140 hours a week because bohemians live it cool, live it poor, work 2 hours a week, and are jolly people. Peace out!
4) If you absolutely cannot suppress that burning instinct to check your reflection each time you see a shiny pole or coin or from the back of your Ipod because you should not be so kind as to consider whether your appearance hurts the dear eyes of others when you never flush toilets anyway. Really.
5) If your life is quite perfect because well, many people wouldn’t like you! Be Bad!

And your cheeks are red as tomatoes now-okay, be proud of that.